Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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