After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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