Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I am one with the molecules
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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