i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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