Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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