I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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