can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize