Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just google imaged poop.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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