Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
did you just send me my own nude
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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