I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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