Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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