Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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