We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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