if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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