I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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