all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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