her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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