She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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