why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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