No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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