Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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