Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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