"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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