I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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