who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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