i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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