Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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