If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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