U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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