am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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