just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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