if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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