dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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