Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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