i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Randomize
