That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
