feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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