there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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