I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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