My room smells like vodka and shame
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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