WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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