I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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