I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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