I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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