escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
They are going to name an STD after you.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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