My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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