The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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