Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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