once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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