My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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