I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
