Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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