I'm going to jail i love you
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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