They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So vagazzling was a success
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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