WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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